Merry belated X'mas everyone, and have a great new year!

Whoopsie-daisies!

Oh forgot to post this one in the last post as I was practically too busy bragging, but yeah. Wanted to do a Masterful awards feature before 2007, but have yet to find the time. Will try though.


I said try.

Internet downtime? Bah!

I feel as though I am the only one not really affected by the "internet disruption" that hit the asia-pacific (You probably wouldn't believe me, but the whole internet became this way when I hit the download button on a certain webpage, trying to get that ending theme to Aim for the top ! 2; I can't confirm whether it was because I clicked on that button, or whether..no. it was because of me that the internet became this way...yes. I do like the notion that I hold the power to this much disaster..). Well okok..so maybe the msn has become a bit laggy and websites take some time to load (okok I lie...takes forever to load) but............my torrent downloads are immensely efficient. And superspeed. And look at this! I'm blogging! What's the issue? To prove my point, let me upload something...

btw yes. That's Bangsar Village on fire.

This. Is.
The masterful surprise.

Unlock Street Fighter 2 : Masterful Fighting!

This code can be only used in the Arcade Champion Edition. You must enter the code before you insert the coin, not after. Never after. And you have to be completely naked. I know this might sound immensely like a trick, but believe it or not, even back in 92' ,the Capcom CPS board had a built in sensor to seperate the chumps from the champs.

To enter the code you have to wiggle the joystick upwards. Not up mind you. Upwards on the axis. Kinda like how you click R3 on the PS2 pad. But pull up in smooth jerking motions. Do that ten times, then another five, but this time pressing the HK+HP softly alternating between both 10 times. All this must be done simultaneously and completely stark nekkid.

Now comes the tricky part. You have to tap all six buttons in alternating fashion:
(location of buttons:)
-1-2-3-
-4-5-6-

tap in following order, 1-3-2-4-6-3-2-1-5-3-1-3-5-2-1-3-4-1-4-1-2-5-6-2-1-2-5-1-2-4
REMEMBER! All buttons must be tapped within a milisecond in between each other!

if you have done it correctly then the title screen will change to MASTERFUL FIGHTING!
You will now have to insert coin, but five times the amount, as the licensing for some of the characters was very expensive. When you enter the character select screen, you will have to select your character and input the above code again in reverse order 3 times until the special characters appear. They will have a "PP" marked on the top standing for "POWER PLAYERS"

Changes in the game include new characters, a cool new bonus game and new endings, as well as chun li in compromising positions. Try it today!

Dialogue of the century

Darth Vader: I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I met you I was but the learner. Now, *I* am the master.

Obi-Wan: Only a master of evil, Darth.



created in the office! using toys! how appropriate! yippeee! - (ok that's enough - ed)

Happy Blue Rainy Days!

It's odd really. I really shouldn't be able to cope with this madness. It's not like I'm not mad. But it's like the real amount of craziness that is actually and virtually (in my head) happening at the moment I think I should already have broken down a long time ago. Instead I think I'm back on my happy mode yet again! I might have just found it unearthed beneath all the rubble that was the former me. The core to all the sunny days of the past self. Does this mean I'm one step closer to finding me? I hope so! I really want to meet my old self again! The happy days of long ago! I mean, it's not like I suddenly became happy (although Younha did help). It's sudden realisation on what life is, what I have been living about, and what I should live for! Maybe it's all the quitting that has helped me! I don't know, but whatever it is, I hope it's here to stay! Let me chase that blue sunshine baby!

Tale of one Lancer Evolution, nice photography & Younha.

Weird days have yet set upon my life yet again. Not weird bad mind you (so far anyway..). How weird? Yesterday I was fishing prawns till about 12am. And before that was a blackout at the office which saw me walking around and taking beautiful photos from my secret location in the business park (I call it secret cos it's kinda like my little retreat that I visit regularly when I'm there).
Also been waking up earlyish to make phone calls to Aussie; to which I always get the voicemail, but never seem to mind.
Then there's that Younha video. So incredibly upbeat, and so incredibly uplifting. It's odd that
it has this feel to it, considering it's not that different a video anyway.

It's December again. And X'mas is just around the corner. I'm looking forward to the festivities, but know I'm going to be somewhat dissapointed unless I plan ahead. Which basically means I plan now.

But...

X'mas is the more expensive time of the year anyway.

Maybe I should do this thing like next next week or something and feel content doing nothing on the real day. Haha. Right.
This post is pointless. Just like how it should be. Whatever. The sun has to come up sometime right?

Rebel Alliance is the way to go!

Han Solo had his fair share of hardships. It ain't easy being a rogue smuggler and fighting for the rebel alliance. The empire has a funny way of infiltrating the rebel outposts, as well as turning their allies against them; mostly for the price of freedom (ie. lando calrissian in the turnover of solo at sky city). You'd be really surprised how far the emperor is willing to go to get what er...he wants.

Which is why, join the rebel alliance today!

We know this blog is being monitored by the empire, although with enough underlying sarcasm as well as star wars anecdotes, I'm thinking the rebels would be pretty safe...

for now.

The Coup d'état

Political engineering. "Tactically, a coup usually involves control of some active portion of the military while neutralizing the remainder of a country's armed services. This active group captures or expels leaders, seizes physical control of important government offices, means of communication, and the physical infrastructure, such as streets and power plants." In a nutshell, an internal hostile takeover.

How about a social one?

Social engineering. Recontrolling social environments to select and reenact group leaders, revise social politics as well as environments. Through this process, if conducted carefully; can result in a comfortable "perfect" social environment for the initiator of the coup. However, results do vary accordingly and cannot be predicted accurately.

What do you do when the revolution doesn't include you?

Do you create your own?

Do you have the capacity to do so?

Make haste.

73H L33CH1NG 15 D0N3..

Hello friendlies! I'm at the office again, so graphic intensive material is kept to the minimum.(Although, the pic I did manage to find is R0xX0rzZ.) Today is a weirdfest so far, after non-sleeping for the longest time (since 2am) I am now in auto-zombie mode. However, yesterday (well, this morning) was fun, I managed to get another cd burned, and downloaded tons of stuff.AAANND the final catchup on Megatokyo izz finally complete! yay! now i'll have to wait for strips like the rest of the other morons.
Arr.Just wondered.Where do you find a girl that would like to sit on you? I don't mean like the fat ones where they sit on you to KKND j00 a55. Or even the 5exX0R positions. I mean like a girl that f33l5 1ts au naturale to sit on y0ur lap, and 15 kinda grunge. N0t lik3 g0th grung3 but like jeans n t. Maybe just teh T.
ummm..luvly. NO NO 53xX0rZ Thoughts get out of my head!! Out!!!!
yeah well, what the question is a girl which is comfortable enough with the opp0site sex, but yet not because of t3h 3V1L influences. Just cummfy.
NVM. This isn't working out to be how teh question w45 initially d351gn3d.

Can't wait to get home but I can't. Have 2.5 hours left, and a p05t3r to c0nc0ct. J0k35 a5id3 I think I'm going to 5kip d15ner and sl33p again. Maybe tonight will be more fun. Maybe it will.
I think I will d0 Ch1xX0rZ research tonite! HYO!

1 15 G0iNg M3nt4l. l337 0v3rl04d.

What the hell is V Core?

It's almost 3am. Yesterday was an overclocking fiesta. Long story short, now the graphic card's finally got a new driver, along with the mobo and netwerk card as well. This mere translates into smoother (and higher rez)nfs most wanted, and (much better)beautiful carbon graphics. However, the stability of netframe has yet to be determined.

On other stories, epiphany has told me that anything 'performance' has to do with speed. The faster, the better. And high performance means only refers to the capability to withstand high speed.

Whatever.


Tomorrow's (well, today) Friday, and it's yet to be determined how this weekend will unfold, as usual. But unfold it shall, and while it might seem trivial, it never is.

It never is.

L337N355 15 C0MPR0M153D

I'm typing this from work so the diagram is not the best of artworks, but will do to explain the compromise in l337ness recently. While Hasbro was deemed as a drain, it is now since been converted into a training ground! Orange Doom and pointless excursions with the unl337 are deemed as bigger drains of unadulterated l337 5k1llz. I think it is tim3. 0r4ng3 d00m I can't do anything about, but the the unl337 should be bl0ck3d.

Tyler told me this.

I have been irony. I have been melancholy. I am neither of those. I am not your perception. I am not your muse. I am not your laughter. I am not your sunny day. I am not your anorak. I am not your door-to-door salesman. I am not your madness. I am not the reason you don't make it in life. I am not the reason your girlfriend doesn't look anything like Jessica Alba. I am not the reason she acts like a bitch. I am not your kitchen sink. I am not you.

The day I find me, is the same day you lose you.

The Big Update

First things first... The Masterful Surprise has yet again shone through with our win of the "Man of The Year" award; (obviously) for our incredible wit and performance throughout 2006 till about forever, we reckon. The golden "Arnie" is not just a sign of our socio-economic achievements but that of more importance than the nobel prize. It is quite apprent that in today's madness where such silliness like the Bush administration is allowed to prevail, the world needs us.

Secondly, it's the haze. The incredibly annoying haze that has yet again befallen upon our lands. It is mainly annoying because walking outside tends to smell like burnt pants and also because when it doesn't rain, haze-dust sticks to the car, and when it does rain , it dirties the car even more. I agree with Ian that we should set up giant fans (see pic) (which coincidentally happen to be wind electric generators as well) so we can blow the haze to some other country. While I have some reservations about Ian's idea of blowing it (the haze) to Singapore, I would much rather send the dust back to Indonesia, and then use whatever electricity we have gathered from the giant fans to power some doomsday device to sink Singapore (right after bringing Denise Keller back here of course).

Thirdly, while NFS:MW progress has been virtually zero, I have magically managed to get a Cayman S. Yeah..look at them curves. It's pretty pretty, and is the fastest thing in the garage at the moment; and we really shouldn't be discussing some year old game. Well we can't be bothered anyway.

OOH.

Then there's this..


Kim Possible.
We here at TMS have gone incredibly kimpossibly crazy about..er..Kim Possible. I know that it's rather wrong to be harping over some toon, especially at this sort of stage, but it's just something in the show, something about the character that makes it so damn appealing. So there, (virtual) TMS girl of the month.

Oh yeah, and on other news, our long standing K750i has been replaced with a V3i, simply because it seems to be so utterly stylish. Regrets about the shoddy camera quality pretty much vanish when realization upon the amount of videos, music and the quality of the whole thing comes to play.

Oh, and let's not forget Infiltrator 3. Okay. Okay. So shootings been a bit dodgy, and progress is practically gone with the lack of script (but mostly lack of lead actor), we still got a semi-kickass introduction to boast about. Let's just say in that two minutes, there is more action and proper shots than the entire previous two movies (well, trailers) combined.

I guess that's all for this round of updates. TMS out!

Real World Tuner-ology

So it's finally been done, the car's finally been tuned. I'm proud to say it's finally got about 128.4bhp and 161Nm of torque at the wheels, and since powertrain losses are about 15% that means the car has about er...147.66bhp...just about.

All said and done, that means the car has an increase from factory figures about 10bhp. Which brings me to the question... if my current figures show that...what was the siemens ECUed power back then? 90bhp at the wheels?? No wonder it seemed much like the 1.3 ocassionally back then.

Shocking revelations from the dyno charts also show that my previous fuel consumption was incredibly high due to the engine running incredibly rich. I did an estimate on my previous fuel consumption and it came out to about 250km per full tank(urban driving); which is about 50 litres, that's about 14 miles per gallon. Those figures won't mean much until you realise that a Ferrari F430 does 15.4mpg. And that's a 4.3 V8 producing 483bhp. My fuel consumption is only trumped slightly by the Ferrari 612 Scaglietti at 13.6mpg...and yes that's a 6.0 V12 producing 540bhp. Really puts things into perspective. Where did all the fuel go??? It sure didn't translate it into power.....was that why the exhaust smelt like fuel everytime the car was idle? Figures. On the graph that would be the dotted blue line versus the one with er...a blue line. Apparently I'm the record holder at the tuning garage for insane fuel consumption for a naturally aspirated 1.8. Figures.

NFS Evo Antics...

The evo finally has new transmission coupled with better brakes etc. so it's faster than my supra now...crazy nitrooooooo
either ways...haven't touched the game for the past few days......
been thinking about real life. And how it sucks comparatively to my virtual one....
if onlyyyyyy ...four fully done up sports cars and Yua Aida...mmmmmmmmmmm
and cassshhhhh
and not forgetting josie marannn....aar....better go to sleep ......

Improve YOU! Make The Sun Shiny Goodness!!

The call of the world has been formed in shape n' size in the special DYNAMIC BODY IMPROVE SYSTEM! The Masterful Surprise has new objective in world conquest of super hot body system! Make easy of Hyper Hot Female!


How DYNAMIC BODY make better!

1) Improve hyper stylishness and super human player skill!!

2) Make running faster so performance increase can make bed sports ultimate dream!

3) Increase make of Ultimate Fighting Spirit. with Hyper Fighter Version Street capability Unlocked! Female will be wow.

4) Fuel/Power Ratio increased!! Run away from dog is no worry. Consistent Power Regulation System is achieved!

With concept of DYNAMIC BODY in hands, the world of bed sports has changed forever! TMS Co. Ltd. is in the forefront of increase special technology! Never let hyper hot female out of target ever again!


(c)2006 TMS Japan Co. Ltd. All Rights Reserved.

Mundane-ity

Melancholy. I like that word. It sounds nice, but it isn't obviously. Unless referred to any Suzumiya-esque references, it's not a very positive thing. Days go by like clouds in the sky. Set in a blue sky in my head, but reality seems to have the opacity turned down low, colorless, mundane. Kinda like what that sepia button does on my digital camera. Or phone. Whatever. The point of the matter is.. it's 2:43 in the morning. The foos are keeping me company with Next Year off their There Is Nothing Left To Lose album. Which is great, but their music tends to be very nostalgia-based-reminisence feely thing. So it's really not the best sort of music to play.

Melancholy.

More NFS antics..

EA's attention to detail is amazing. The Fast & The Furious fans are gonna love doing this shit. Only be careful, when under the trailer you can't see shit so keeping the speed constant is immensely tricky. Hit the wheels on this trailer, and the whole thing comes to a halt. Hit the ones carrying logs, and they break off all onto the highway...into the police...hahahahaahaha...

Either way, just scored the RX-8 from Izzy (is it?) and it's pretty fly. Can't wait for the Evo 8! Rank 11 here I come...

You can guess what I've been doing and you wouldn't be wrong..

My initial IS300-- superb sound and handling...
















--and my brand spankin' new Supra! Tempted to spray it F&F orange but...you know that's just plain wrong.


Well it's 5:02am, kinda like yesterday; when I first got the game from Theo, and got immersed into the Josie Maran/crazy mad racing scene that is NFS Most Wanted. I know most of you will probably have one eyebrow raised and a proverbial thumb and finger on your chin, partly because the game's about a year old, and it kinda shows. Three reasons I'm playing it: 1) I've always wanted to play it but then my X-box died. 2) Josie Maran 3) Josie Maran; oh, and the cars sound beautiful, the soundtrack's amazing, the graphics could be better if I had a faster computer and.....it's partly because I'm halfway through the impossibly difficult PSP version.

On other news, I wasn't even supposed to blog anymore, but since I'm back to playing games, I suppose bad habits die hard. A bit like Hartz. Which is back. I'm tempted to write about it, but Ian already has done that, so just go to his blog instead. Finally got my transcripts today, but I doubt I'll be doing anything productive anytime soon; besides NFS, which really isn't productive anyway. Then there's my sudden love for Kim Possible. It's crazy. One day you're just thinking about your future and chicken chop, the next day you watch a disney cartoon and go nuts. About the character even. It's like she's reallllly nice. Her friend at school is insanely hot as well. I think I should stop writing about this. Aaanyway, it's getting late, gotta wake up early tomorrow, got races to win, and Josie to impress.

No direction in life? Bah. I've got plenty.

Changes are..

I'm here typing this at 4:11am on a Tuesday morning and I'm listening to John Mayer's "Waiting On The World To Change", his new single, from yes; his new album. It's lovely. It also makes sense. As avid readers (or maybe not that avid) of this highly unpopular blog (as well as my previous one) would notice, right about now I'd be writing about my day, and how at this time of the year I'm about to make a crazy change in my life, how I'm going to go register in college, and make a good semester, how I'll topple the business world with my immense talent, or even to edge in a subtle nod at my views on class, and to nod even more at the slightest chance that I possess such said qualities. Some may even expect me to post the new scantily clad Heidi Klum pictures I have acquired (thanks Ian..) and drool all over it; or even (god forbid) I talk shamelessly about my car and it's endless modification list that bears no real bearing on anything, except to fill that gaping hole which I call an ego. Then there are those posts where I try to act out the crazy man in me (with substantial proof most of the time), the who I've been portraying to most people, for the most of my life. There is some truth in these words I assure you, but I will not show it. This is because most of the time I don't know how, and sometimes it's because I simply don't want to.

This post is a start of something. I can't tell you what, because it is something I don't know, but I can safely say that it is true that every beginning has it's end.


And to plagairise Dylan Thomas, I will not go silently into the night.

Isn't she the greatest thing on the planet?

Maybe not the single greatest thing, but she is immensely close to the person I want. And that who be Natasha from Atomic Kitten (taken) and/or Jenny (taken), also ftom Atomic Kitten..This however, I saw in my friend's car mag (thanks Chen) and get this, she's real life. Not some pseudo celebrity that I can't ever have the chance to get.. she might even put Australia back on my map... I think she is...looks more British by my reckoning. But wow.
Oh and she's a modder. And wow. I'm out of my mind.

Let me say this again. Dreaming is the single most beautiful ability we have. And this photo is proof that out there, on some other continent; dreams really do come true.

The return of the real(ish) GTi

With the original mmc inlet manifold firmly bolted back in place, the transformation is finally complete..full mmc electronic control is regained. Power is back to (nearish) stock configuration but as usual, top speed isn't tested yet. Last set of runs with the idling issues gave me about 185km/h top end, here's hoping that the mivec extractor works it's magic. It's been exactly a week of worrying and dreaming about manifolds, throttle bodies and sensors, and since it took so damn long to complete, it hardly feels any more special than the other day when I was grinning all the way home after having had fixed the ac/idle problem. Apparently my compressor is faulty now and makes a strange vibrating noise at high revs. I beg to differ, but with my normal driving style it seems relatively okay. It could be the manifold, but then again, I'm really tired of this. So tired, that all I want to do is lower the car and call it quits.

Managing Power

ECU change isn't as easy as it looks. It's taken 2 days and everything's fine. Except for the air-conditioning. And the damn alarm. Anyhoo, power is restored to my 4G93. Not too mental power, but then again, it's never been truly tested yet. Here's to hoping that it manages to sail past the 180 mark and go on to reach the great 200. Pipe dream perhaps, but not truly impossible methinks.

Here's the original part list(what was supposed to go in):
1) Evo 2 ECU
2) Evo 2 wiring
3) Evo 2 throttle body
4) GSR inlet manifold
5) Evo 2 spark cables
6) Evo 2 Injectors
7) Evo 2 Air Sensor w/piping
8) MMC knock sensor
9) MMC relay
10) A/C reconfig relay

Here's what went/stayed in:
1) MMC ECU
2) Evo 2 wiring
3) MMC throttle body
4) Siemens/Proton inlet manifold
5) GSR spark cables
6) MMC Injectors
7) GSR Air Sensor w/piping
8) MMC knock sensor
9) MMC relay
10) A/C reconfig relay


Here's what went horribly wrong:
1) A/C Compressor kick in loads too high leading to...
2) inconsistent idling when A/C is turned on...which means....
3) car is tuned up to 1500rpm on normal idle...
4) losing 6000-8000rpm when A/C is turned on..
5)dammit...something always has to go wrong.

So there...my worries of the past 48 hours and more...

Running it in

I've just gotten back from Klang, in about 15 minutes. I'm not very proud about that, simply because it's been done before. Neither am I proud about the fact that I hit 193 km/h on that stretch of road, again; because it's been done before. However what I am proud of is that I kept it at 193 km/h for most part of the journey. You probably are thinking, so what? Here's the issue. My car doesn't like going past 175 km/h very much. It's mostly siemens's fault, but partly mine. Let me explain. 160 km/h is fairly nice cruising speed; and easily reachable, but getting it up to 180km/h tends to worry me. It tends to take really really long straights and then some to get there. The federal highway isn't exactly straight, or flat, so I tend to slow down. The last time I reached 193 km/h for record purposes was such a short stint before a corner appeared, I hardly felt what the speed feels like. Today however, was different. Apparently I've managed to unknowingly screw with the underside aerodynamics of the car that at 175 km/h, the turbulent wind pushes on the inside/outside air switch thingy so hard it moves by itself. It literally opens itself to outside air at that speed, and I can't close it until I've slowed down. Either it was my doing or it was really turbulent wind today. Anyway, the point of all this marlakey is that 193 km/h feels great, and while it's 7 km/h short of 200, it has kept me satisfied with my baby, at least for another month or so.

It's been awhile..

It's been a good forever since I last updated this blog/pointless ranting outlet. What's happened thus far? I'll try to keep the updates as in timeline-esque fashion as possible, but thanks to my 53 year old brain (a DS lite told me so), it'll guranteed to be a bit messed up. Okay, so i'll start with the car update. First off, the new rims.. well..not that new anymore, but since the last post...and the engine light's been as busy as an intersection traffic light at noon. Apparently it's the dirty throttle body, and that's fixed sorta, but the whole siemens system is to blame anyway, so I'm still frustrated. The car's been sitting pretty at home for the past 8 days as my mom just went to China for hols, and have been driving her car to work; which was horrible (work not the car...) initially...until I met this girl yesterday, who was so super nice and hot, although I doubt she had what I had in mind...anyway, that's a story left for another day..Been making paper animals for 8 days now..my room resembles a miniature zoo; am still yet to take my ace ventura picture.

On other fronts, nothing much has been really new except for the world cup, which initially started as my "boycott the damn world cup because they're messing with my top gear timetable" and became "dammit i've seen almost all the games except the finals thanks to peer pressure". France should've won though. At least Zizou went into retirement in style. My msn nick currently says "real men fight; but only legends do it in the world cup finals..". Like Cantona before him, he's the other frenchman that has made me proud. Oh yeah just coined a new footie special move you guys will get to experience when we play (someday) --"The Hammer of Zizou". Along with "The Foot of Cantona" and the established "Wall of Maradona" I think I should win world player of the year (not that player you ass..) in due time. Eat your heart out Ronaldinho.

Then there was the Japan GT that came to town. I have fallen for the Ferrari race queen/girl/person. She's just so kawaii desune. I think I maxed out my camera memory taking voyeur-ish pictures of her. On hindsight, voyeur is such a harsh word. Appreciation is much more suitable.

Right.

What else is there? Movies Movies Movies! Tokyo Drift was so damn good. I don't care what the critics and non-car loving people say.. it was so damn good. Superman and Da Vinci fall in the same league of "it's sorta nice but that's because the female leads were unbelievably hot so I'll vote for them"-- but not great. However...Pirates was one helluva good damn ride. Keira is so damn fine.

So...damn...fine.

Then there was MI3. Nigel can go eat his shorts as it was unbelievably good. So now all that's left is Click and Miami Vice. Rocky 6 anyone?

Nigel Eat Your Heart Out

Your Penis Name Is...

Goliath

Penis Name Generator

Some things really require no explaination..

Having CLS

Been spending the last few days giving Jamiroquai's Live in Verona quite a bit of airplay, and it's really brilliant. The real attraction of this vid, basically most of whatever Jay Kay does, is while it does have brilliant brilliant music (even better live really), it's got an unwritten class and style to it. Almost subtle, but always present. This is the best balance of what stylissimo really is. It's not overdoing it, but balancing it with a natural style. Natural class. Most of the time people relate it to money and wealth (pretty much the same thing); however this is not the (only) way to achieve it. The key is perception. Perception on the things that matter, or more importantly, the things that don't. Having class means getting used to things that would be out of the ordinary for normal people. It means taking things for granted. And it means doing things in that context because you have the confidence that it doesn't really matter at all. Whether it does or not in reality, is a different matter. Like smoking an expensive cigar. You might've worked your ass off to get it, but if you were to smoke it like it was made of solid gold, it's really ruined. Smoke it like you would a cigarette. That's class. Concentrate on the style on handling things, not the thing itself.


Stylissimo. It's like owning a CLS and not giving a tosser because you have the 599GTB to worry about.

Obscenely Fascinating

Really. Obscenity is a way of life. Most people would frown at the word, yet it means so much more. I believe obscene is another word for flair, and flair is a good thing, no? I'm telling you this, because I know that deep down inside, while everyone strives to be "normal" (which is just basically another word for going against our natural being), they actually want to be obscene. Stylissimo, a variation of obscenity is what we want. It's about being obscene in a subtle way. It's about having a passion for living in obscenity in style.

Everyone wants to be obscenely rich.

Everyone wants to be obscenely famous.

Everyone wants to have obscenely pretty girls.

And everyone wants to get obscene with them.

Ego Trip

"Many centuries ago, people believed that the earth was the epicenter of the universe, and everything revolved around it. This theory has in recent times been disapproved with the notion that the earth was not the epicentre and revolved around the universe instead.

Bullshit.

The universe revolves around me."

I Heuer Very Much!

The Masterful Surprise Surprise has been tagged! Blessing or curse? You Decide!

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Justin.
2. Woi.
3. The Masterful Surprise.

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Bulk. I can stop almost anything.
2. Insulation. I can withstand extreme temperatures.
3. Space. It's what buffet champions are made of.

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Bulk. It means I'm not agile.
2. Insulation. It makes me look like a polar bear.
3. Space. The distance you can see me from.

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Chinese.
2. Dammit.
3. Do I really have to acknowledge the 25%?

THREE THINGS YOU CAN'T STAND:
1. My 25% and anyone associated with it.
2. Pointless sports like football.
3. The fact that I'm not with a supermodel, or anywhere near a Nissan Skyline.

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. That I might never get Hyo Lee, or even Kate Beckinsale.
2. That I might never own a Ferrari.
3. Evil winged spawns of the devil.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS:
1. The Mischa Barton bits in the O.C.
2. The Kristin Kreuk bits in Smallville.
3. Top Gear TV.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE JAPANESE ANIMES:
1. Eureka 7.
2. Initial D.
3. Nana.

THREE OF YOUR CURRENT FAVORITE SONGS:
1. Sweetbox - Don't Push Me.
2. Ariel & Ephram - Testacles. (I do. I worry ouften)
3. M-flo ft. Melody - Miss You.

THREE MOVIES YOU CAN WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN:
1. Back to the Future.
2. Lost In Translation.
3. Serendipity.

THREE MOVIES YOU WOULD LIKE TO WATCH:
1. Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift.
2. Da Vinci Code.
3. MI3. (again..I know; but I'm a sucker for Maggie Q)

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. My Mobile.
2. My Car.
3. My Ego.

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Glasses.
2. Some blue(or purple) shirt.
3. Some blue(or purple) pants.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. She must be hot.
2. She must be hot.
3. She must be hot.

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE GENDER THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Incredibly beautiful facial features.
2. Lovely toned stomach and/or figure.
3. Dyed Hair.

THREE BAD HABITS:
1. Choosing pointless things over logical ones.
2. Making rubbish jokes that don't work half the time.
3. Bitching.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Driving.
2. Making Out.
3. Eating.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Drive.
2. Make Out.
3. Eat.

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING OR CURRENTLY PURSUING:
1. Professional Champion.
2. International Playboy.
3. Student.

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Milan.
2. Paris.
3. Wouldn't be a vacation if I told you.

THREE KIDS' NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Rachel.
2. Jennifer.
3. Keira.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Drive a supercar down an airstrip.
2. Make out with Hyo Lee and/or Kate Beckinsale.
3. Eat at that shrimp place by the beach in Fast & Furious

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GUY:
1. The constant dream of wanting to drive a supercar down an airstrip,
2. the need to make out with Hyo Lee and/or Kate Beckinsale,
3. and the wanting to eat at some shrimp place by the beach.

INITIALS OF THREE CRUSHES:
1. I cannot publish these here,
2. mainly because these are either friend's girlfriends,
3. or close acquaintances.

THREE PEOPLE YOU TAG TO DO THE SURVEY:
1. Ian.
2. Theo. (Now you both have to do it again! Ha!)
3. YOUR NAME HERE!

Virtual Insanity

Last week's been a reality check. My godfather's passing has been surreal, and when i got back from my trip from samui, everything at home seemed to be in disarray as well. For one , the XBOX is gone, which means all of the OC and all my Top Gear(3 full seasons at least), along with a good selection of anime as well as movies are gone. Secondly, the PC was affected as well, which really was an issue as the assignment deadlines were due. A week on, I'm typing this to say that after the incident, I've realised that life is surprisingly short, and if you're not going to do what you want, when you want to, then you might never know. What does your life stand for? What do you stand for?

On other news, for this semester's video assignment, I'll be recreating Jay Kay's virtual insanity video to a certain degree, and short of actually creating rigs (which translates to time x money), or setting up a green screen (also time x money, but more practical for future endeavours), I've actually no real idea on recreating the award-winning masterpiece. I've thought about a few "cheat" methods, and while they all seem to work perfectly in my head; until the actual filming is done I'm not sure if any of it will even work at all.

Disco Time

I've just come across a move song, which is simply awesome. Simply simply awesome. The song is awesome, and so is the video. It expresses the craziness of the driver on roadtrips when the passengers are asleep. So bloody brilliant. Damn. I miss those trips.

Electrorock is back.

Twenty-Zero-Six

What's in a year? Why does the counting of the planet's orbital movement in any way affect your life? I'll tell you why. It's because we need an excuse. We always do. To question why is only to give way for another excuse. You're probably asking why? why? and why? to many of your problems. You already know the solution. You already know the outcome. However, initiative is one tricky entity. It needs excuses. Without an excuse to do something, nothing gets done. I'm not implicating that everyone needs excuses to get things done. Most of the time it's money that gets things done. But for all those other times, it's safe to say that excuses has had it's fair share of initiative er..initiation. The lesson of the story? Well, stop using excuses to fuel initiation. Take initiative for no reason at all. Do it because you can, not because you want to. And with that, suddenly you become your own. You discover a world that is the choice of champions. The world that is the masterful surprise.

I've often quoted that this world is made up to three types of people: Those who watch, those who do, and those who do well. This is particularly true, and as aspirations are very much different to commitment and success, to that they might be more difficult to achieve. But hey, this isn't mission difficult, it's mission impossible, difficult should be a walk in the park for you. (Sorry, even the forces that are TMS couldn't stop that line--Ed.)

And back to the totally contradictary nature of this blog, where we often say one thing, and do another: this post itself was an excuse to post the lovely Keira Knightley pic above. We want to wake up to her tomorrow morning. Oh how we do.

Orido MAX Style

This is Manabu "Maximum" Orido, and he is a japanese man. He drifts cars really well. His style is taking it to the max.

YOUR LIFE!

DO IT MAXIMUM STYLE!

Life in Pictures

Often, we have this romantic link to a certain concept to life, one that we see as perfection. A life in a picture. The picture on the left is not really my ideal life, but it comes close. This is a picture painted by some marketing department to shout in your ear and say "hey you! get a PS2! look at the life you can have!", and to be fair, some people do indeed have such a perfect looking life. I've seen it, felt it, but have never lived it fully and that is why I keep chasing the life in pictures. My pictures.

It's true. You never know what you can lose until you've had it.

The Masterful Art Collection

Here it is! In all it's glory the first limited piece of the Masterful Art Collection, entitled "Flight of The Cock", a contemporary art piece that is, and will always remain a true classic; simply because unlike some other art pieces that just sits there and does nothing, this one does it stylishly, and more importantly, masterfully. Our resident TMS contributor Randy Andy was spotted grabbing his crotch every time he passed by the art piece. When asked why he only muttered something about it being "powerful yet so sexy" before running off to the washroom with a box of tissues. The piece represents today's lifestyle, the end of monogamy and keen female art enthusiasts are bound to find more uninterpreted new meaning simply by staring at it when not wearing underwear. Kids can also spend hours on end laughing at the giant cock while entertaining themselves to a simple maze game also included in the piece.

Limited to 3 worldwide.

Bids start at $25,000. Contact TMS offices to get hold of a chance to own one.

YUI Are My Number 1!

It is day four of 2006 and nothing feels remotely noveau. Nothing feels like a big different year. It's 2006, that's six years since the y2k scam, a time where the generation X fad has become so passe. And that says something. This year (as was last year actually) is actually nothing new. What was new has become everyday life. And what is everyday life is the same. The question we need be answered is this : do we really need change? I've heard that change is good, it brings new concepts and ideas together and that in turn brings nice new things to your life. However, I've also heard that familiarity breeds content. Content? I think more like contentment. We get used to things we're familiar with, we get comfortable. Changes are high risk manouevers that we may not all be prepared for at all times. But it is in that non-preparation that we learn. The human race is not really a race at all. It's a confused gene-pool of evolution that doesn't know where it's heading and more importantly; it doesn't know why. This explains why people often question their purpose in life. I was posed such a question at a forum the other day, and interestingly enough, the answer came rather easily. My purpose in life is current. And in that purpose is to listen to this really awesome single by YUI, who happens to be really cute as well. Oh how I love her life video. Makes me melt.

New year. New philosophy. In girl we thrust.