Tyler told me this.

I have been irony. I have been melancholy. I am neither of those. I am not your perception. I am not your muse. I am not your laughter. I am not your sunny day. I am not your anorak. I am not your door-to-door salesman. I am not your madness. I am not the reason you don't make it in life. I am not the reason your girlfriend doesn't look anything like Jessica Alba. I am not the reason she acts like a bitch. I am not your kitchen sink. I am not you.

The day I find me, is the same day you lose you.

The Big Update

First things first... The Masterful Surprise has yet again shone through with our win of the "Man of The Year" award; (obviously) for our incredible wit and performance throughout 2006 till about forever, we reckon. The golden "Arnie" is not just a sign of our socio-economic achievements but that of more importance than the nobel prize. It is quite apprent that in today's madness where such silliness like the Bush administration is allowed to prevail, the world needs us.

Secondly, it's the haze. The incredibly annoying haze that has yet again befallen upon our lands. It is mainly annoying because walking outside tends to smell like burnt pants and also because when it doesn't rain, haze-dust sticks to the car, and when it does rain , it dirties the car even more. I agree with Ian that we should set up giant fans (see pic) (which coincidentally happen to be wind electric generators as well) so we can blow the haze to some other country. While I have some reservations about Ian's idea of blowing it (the haze) to Singapore, I would much rather send the dust back to Indonesia, and then use whatever electricity we have gathered from the giant fans to power some doomsday device to sink Singapore (right after bringing Denise Keller back here of course).

Thirdly, while NFS:MW progress has been virtually zero, I have magically managed to get a Cayman S. Yeah..look at them curves. It's pretty pretty, and is the fastest thing in the garage at the moment; and we really shouldn't be discussing some year old game. Well we can't be bothered anyway.

OOH.

Then there's this..


Kim Possible.
We here at TMS have gone incredibly kimpossibly crazy about..er..Kim Possible. I know that it's rather wrong to be harping over some toon, especially at this sort of stage, but it's just something in the show, something about the character that makes it so damn appealing. So there, (virtual) TMS girl of the month.

Oh yeah, and on other news, our long standing K750i has been replaced with a V3i, simply because it seems to be so utterly stylish. Regrets about the shoddy camera quality pretty much vanish when realization upon the amount of videos, music and the quality of the whole thing comes to play.

Oh, and let's not forget Infiltrator 3. Okay. Okay. So shootings been a bit dodgy, and progress is practically gone with the lack of script (but mostly lack of lead actor), we still got a semi-kickass introduction to boast about. Let's just say in that two minutes, there is more action and proper shots than the entire previous two movies (well, trailers) combined.

I guess that's all for this round of updates. TMS out!