Really. Obscenity is a way of life. Most people would frown at the word, yet it means so much more. I believe obscene is another word for flair, and flair is a good thing, no? I'm telling you this, because I know that deep down inside, while everyone strives to be "normal" (which is just basically another word for going against our natural being), they actually want to be obscene. Stylissimo, a variation of obscenity is what we want. It's about being obscene in a subtle way. It's about having a passion for living in obscenity in style.
Everyone wants to be obscenely rich.
Everyone wants to be obscenely famous.
Everyone wants to have obscenely pretty girls.
And everyone wants to get obscene with them.
Monday, May 29, 2006
Wednesday, May 17, 2006
Ego Trip
"Many centuries ago, people believed that the earth was the epicenter of the universe, and everything revolved around it. This theory has in recent times been disapproved with the notion that the earth was not the epicentre and revolved around the universe instead.
Bullshit.
The universe revolves around me."
Bullshit.
The universe revolves around me."
Sunday, May 14, 2006
I Heuer Very Much!
The Masterful Surprise Surprise has been tagged! Blessing or curse? You Decide!
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Justin.
2. Woi.
3. The Masterful Surprise.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Bulk. I can stop almost anything.
2. Insulation. I can withstand extreme temperatures.
3. Space. It's what buffet champions are made of.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Bulk. It means I'm not agile.
2. Insulation. It makes me look like a polar bear.
3. Space. The distance you can see me from.
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Chinese.
2. Dammit.
3. Do I really have to acknowledge the 25%?
THREE THINGS YOU CAN'T STAND:
1. My 25% and anyone associated with it.
2. Pointless sports like football.
3. The fact that I'm not with a supermodel, or anywhere near a Nissan Skyline.
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. That I might never get Hyo Lee, or even Kate Beckinsale.
2. That I might never own a Ferrari.
3. Evil winged spawns of the devil.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS:
1. The Mischa Barton bits in the O.C.
2. The Kristin Kreuk bits in Smallville.
3. Top Gear TV.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE JAPANESE ANIMES:
1. Eureka 7.
2. Initial D.
3. Nana.
THREE OF YOUR CURRENT FAVORITE SONGS:
1. Sweetbox - Don't Push Me.
2. Ariel & Ephram - Testacles. (I do. I worry ouften)
3. M-flo ft. Melody - Miss You.
THREE MOVIES YOU CAN WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN:
1. Back to the Future.
2. Lost In Translation.
3. Serendipity.
THREE MOVIES YOU WOULD LIKE TO WATCH:
1. Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift.
2. Da Vinci Code.
3. MI3. (again..I know; but I'm a sucker for Maggie Q)
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. My Mobile.
2. My Car.
3. My Ego.
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Glasses.
2. Some blue(or purple) shirt.
3. Some blue(or purple) pants.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. She must be hot.
2. She must be hot.
3. She must be hot.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE GENDER THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Incredibly beautiful facial features.
2. Lovely toned stomach and/or figure.
3. Dyed Hair.
THREE BAD HABITS:
1. Choosing pointless things over logical ones.
2. Making rubbish jokes that don't work half the time.
3. Bitching.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Driving.
2. Making Out.
3. Eating.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Drive.
2. Make Out.
3. Eat.
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING OR CURRENTLY PURSUING:
1. Professional Champion.
2. International Playboy.
3. Student.
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Milan.
2. Paris.
3. Wouldn't be a vacation if I told you.
THREE KIDS' NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Rachel.
2. Jennifer.
3. Keira.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Drive a supercar down an airstrip.
2. Make out with Hyo Lee and/or Kate Beckinsale.
3. Eat at that shrimp place by the beach in Fast & Furious
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GUY:
1. The constant dream of wanting to drive a supercar down an airstrip,
2. the need to make out with Hyo Lee and/or Kate Beckinsale,
3. and the wanting to eat at some shrimp place by the beach.
INITIALS OF THREE CRUSHES:
1. I cannot publish these here,
2. mainly because these are either friend's girlfriends,
3. or close acquaintances.
THREE PEOPLE YOU TAG TO DO THE SURVEY:
1. Ian.
2. Theo. (Now you both have to do it again! Ha!)
3. YOUR NAME HERE!
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Justin.
2. Woi.
3. The Masterful Surprise.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Bulk. I can stop almost anything.
2. Insulation. I can withstand extreme temperatures.
3. Space. It's what buffet champions are made of.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Bulk. It means I'm not agile.
2. Insulation. It makes me look like a polar bear.
3. Space. The distance you can see me from.
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Chinese.
2. Dammit.
3. Do I really have to acknowledge the 25%?
THREE THINGS YOU CAN'T STAND:
1. My 25% and anyone associated with it.
2. Pointless sports like football.
3. The fact that I'm not with a supermodel, or anywhere near a Nissan Skyline.
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. That I might never get Hyo Lee, or even Kate Beckinsale.
2. That I might never own a Ferrari.
3. Evil winged spawns of the devil.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS:
1. The Mischa Barton bits in the O.C.
2. The Kristin Kreuk bits in Smallville.
3. Top Gear TV.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE JAPANESE ANIMES:
1. Eureka 7.
2. Initial D.
3. Nana.
THREE OF YOUR CURRENT FAVORITE SONGS:
1. Sweetbox - Don't Push Me.
2. Ariel & Ephram - Testacles. (I do. I worry ouften)
3. M-flo ft. Melody - Miss You.
THREE MOVIES YOU CAN WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN:
1. Back to the Future.
2. Lost In Translation.
3. Serendipity.
THREE MOVIES YOU WOULD LIKE TO WATCH:
1. Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift.
2. Da Vinci Code.
3. MI3. (again..I know; but I'm a sucker for Maggie Q)
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. My Mobile.
2. My Car.
3. My Ego.
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Glasses.
2. Some blue(or purple) shirt.
3. Some blue(or purple) pants.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. She must be hot.
2. She must be hot.
3. She must be hot.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE GENDER THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Incredibly beautiful facial features.
2. Lovely toned stomach and/or figure.
3. Dyed Hair.
THREE BAD HABITS:
1. Choosing pointless things over logical ones.
2. Making rubbish jokes that don't work half the time.
3. Bitching.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Driving.
2. Making Out.
3. Eating.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Drive.
2. Make Out.
3. Eat.
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING OR CURRENTLY PURSUING:
1. Professional Champion.
2. International Playboy.
3. Student.
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Milan.
2. Paris.
3. Wouldn't be a vacation if I told you.
THREE KIDS' NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Rachel.
2. Jennifer.
3. Keira.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Drive a supercar down an airstrip.
2. Make out with Hyo Lee and/or Kate Beckinsale.
3. Eat at that shrimp place by the beach in Fast & Furious
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GUY:
1. The constant dream of wanting to drive a supercar down an airstrip,
2. the need to make out with Hyo Lee and/or Kate Beckinsale,
3. and the wanting to eat at some shrimp place by the beach.
INITIALS OF THREE CRUSHES:
1. I cannot publish these here,
2. mainly because these are either friend's girlfriends,
3. or close acquaintances.
THREE PEOPLE YOU TAG TO DO THE SURVEY:
1. Ian.
2. Theo. (Now you both have to do it again! Ha!)
3. YOUR NAME HERE!
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