Thursday, December 28, 2006

Merry belated X'mas everyone, and have a great new year!


Whoopsie-daisies!

Oh forgot to post this one in the last post as I was practically too busy bragging, but yeah. Wanted to do a Masterful awards feature before 2007, but have yet to find the time. Will try though.


I said try.

Internet downtime? Bah!


I feel as though I am the only one not really affected by the "internet disruption" that hit the asia-pacific (You probably wouldn't believe me, but the whole internet became this way when I hit the download button on a certain webpage, trying to get that ending theme to Aim for the top ! 2; I can't confirm whether it was because I clicked on that button, or whether..no. it was because of me that the internet became this way...yes. I do like the notion that I hold the power to this much disaster..). Well okok..so maybe the msn has become a bit laggy and websites take some time to load (okok I lie...takes forever to load) but............my torrent downloads are immensely efficient. And superspeed. And look at this! I'm blogging! What's the issue? To prove my point, let me upload something...

btw yes. That's Bangsar Village on fire.

This. Is.
The masterful surprise.

Monday, December 18, 2006

Unlock Street Fighter 2 : Masterful Fighting!


This code can be only used in the Arcade Champion Edition. You must enter the code before you insert the coin, not after. Never after. And you have to be completely naked. I know this might sound immensely like a trick, but believe it or not, even back in 92' ,the Capcom CPS board had a built in sensor to seperate the chumps from the champs.

To enter the code you have to wiggle the joystick upwards. Not up mind you. Upwards on the axis. Kinda like how you click R3 on the PS2 pad. But pull up in smooth jerking motions. Do that ten times, then another five, but this time pressing the HK+HP softly alternating between both 10 times. All this must be done simultaneously and completely stark nekkid.

Now comes the tricky part. You have to tap all six buttons in alternating fashion:
(location of buttons:)
-1-2-3-
-4-5-6-

tap in following order, 1-3-2-4-6-3-2-1-5-3-1-3-5-2-1-3-4-1-4-1-2-5-6-2-1-2-5-1-2-4
REMEMBER! All buttons must be tapped within a milisecond in between each other!

if you have done it correctly then the title screen will change to MASTERFUL FIGHTING!
You will now have to insert coin, but five times the amount, as the licensing for some of the characters was very expensive. When you enter the character select screen, you will have to select your character and input the above code again in reverse order 3 times until the special characters appear. They will have a "PP" marked on the top standing for "POWER PLAYERS"

Changes in the game include new characters, a cool new bonus game and new endings, as well as chun li in compromising positions. Try it today!


Thursday, December 14, 2006

Dialogue of the century


Darth Vader: I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I met you I was but the learner. Now, *I* am the master.

Obi-Wan: Only a master of evil, Darth.



created in the office! using toys! how appropriate! yippeee! - (ok that's enough - ed)

Friday, December 08, 2006

Happy Blue Rainy Days!

It's odd really. I really shouldn't be able to cope with this madness. It's not like I'm not mad. But it's like the real amount of craziness that is actually and virtually (in my head) happening at the moment I think I should already have broken down a long time ago. Instead I think I'm back on my happy mode yet again! I might have just found it unearthed beneath all the rubble that was the former me. The core to all the sunny days of the past self. Does this mean I'm one step closer to finding me? I hope so! I really want to meet my old self again! The happy days of long ago! I mean, it's not like I suddenly became happy (although Younha did help). It's sudden realisation on what life is, what I have been living about, and what I should live for! Maybe it's all the quitting that has helped me! I don't know, but whatever it is, I hope it's here to stay! Let me chase that blue sunshine baby!