The Masterful Honor

The Masterful Surprise has been honored the Honorary Humanatarian Award for it's efforts in helping change society's mental perception and beliefs and in aiding people of mixed-ethnic origins single out insanely pretty girls (or IPG in abbrievation) as well as making the world a better place to live in with tireless amounts of effort in promoting the "would you do a.." questions.

Presenting the award on behalf of le' societie le' awardes is Dr. Dick Harding, grandson of world reknowned Professor F. Harding from whom the award's name lends. Recieving the award on behalf of The Masterful Surprise was our own Randy Andy, author of My Homemade List of Sexual Objects And Then Some. During the award ceremony held in Paris, Andy made a masterful speech about his dream the other day, something about coming to (or more likely, on) Paris and how the award made him want to come even more. He also commented publicly about how the French are all wankers and how the Eiffel tower is actually the erect, steel cock of France.

Dr. Dick Harding later commented (that)"The masterful surprise, as a publication and a phenomenon, is pure genius, and should deserve more than a simple award for it's efforts. It should deserve a beautiful, naked, Jessica Alba." right before escorted off stage by security for being a "bit" tipsy.

Another year, another award eh?

THIS IS THE MASTERFUL SURPRISE.